Synopsis:
You’d think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you’d be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they’ve left their cargo of human women – including me – on an ice planet.
And the only native inhabitant I’ve met? He’s big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me…
Review:
I know what you’re thinking – Ice Planet Barbarians? Is she serious? These were my same thoughts when this series hit my radar. But then I saw more people talking about it and saying how much they enjoyed it. People were getting excited about new releases, so when the author ran a promotion for the first book to be free, I one-clicked. And I’m so happy I did.
I love these books! They’re sexy and hysterical and hit all the right spots for my nerdy scifi-loving self. It’s like an Avatar/The Empire Strikes Back mashup with hot sex and alien cocks that are better than the highest priced Rabbit vibrator.
But it’s the humor that really cements this series as something more than the naughty thoughts you had while watching Avatar. Once our human heroine, Georgie, gets caught in the trap of our alien hero, Vektal, things really take off.
The aliens, the sa-khui, have symbiotic beings inside them, their khui, that will “resonate” when they meet their mate. It’s the alien version of fated lovers. When Vektal finds Georgie in his trap, he resonates. This big, blue dude wastes no time and spirits her off to a hunting cave. Georgie has passed out from the sight of him and so he’s free to examine this strange and curious creature that his khui is telling him is his mate. And he’s not shy.
She’s smooth. Not like a sa-khui. Her flesh is almost completely hairless, save for the long, flowing locks on her crown and a small tuft between her thighs that’s revealed as I pull her leathers from her. I snort with amusement at that small tuft.
Adorable. Adorable and nonsensical.
That’s the first belly laugh I had with Ice Planet Barbarians but certainly not the last. In fact, the next laugh was almost immediate. Because when Georgie’s thighs parted, Vektal was so overcome with her scent that he went down on her. And that’s how she woke up. And, well, she just goes with it.
When one big hand pushes on my thigh, urging me to spread my legs wider, I do so. I’ll get up and protest in just a minute.
Just.
A.
Minute.
Gold! This is pure gold! I really enjoyed the author’s writing style and her voice. Ice Planet Barbarians is the perfect mix of science fiction, romance, and scorching sex scenes. I couldn’t wait to read the rest of the series. In fact, it spurred me to get the free trial of Kindle Unlimited. I’m on book 3 and have no plans on stopping.
Four Loves
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About the author:
Ruby Dixon loves to write sexy, dirty things. Right now she’s obsessed with dirty aliens. She’s also dabbled in dirty bikers, dirty bears, and well, just dirty things in general.
The next ICE PLANET BARBARIANS release is BARBARIAN’S TAMING — look for it in late summer!
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